I had a wonderful time visiting my family last weekend. However, my cell phone kept acting up throughout the trip. It would shut off for no reason without my realizing it. I went hours at a time with my phone turned off completely. (Heaven forbid!) Little did I realize that this minor inconvenience would save me from inadvertently answering an incoming call from none other than... (Doo doo doo ... *dramatic music*) "CREEPY JOHN"!
He left the following voicemail: "Jane, hi this 'John'. I would like to talk to you. Please give me a call." I bet you are all wondering what he wants. Well, guess what... none of us will ever know, because there is NO WAY I am calling him back. (Not even for the sake of my curiosity driven readers.)
But, this is the theory that my warped and paranoid mind came up with to explain "John's" untimely call. I think that "Darin" really was a spy. However, he switched over to my side when he thought there was a chance I would go out with him. Once I dashed his hopes of a date by not returning 2 consecutive emails... he switched back over into spy mode and reported to his evil commander "Creepy John" the content of our conversations... namely the email in which I divulged the details of my date with 'John'. 'John' having read the email which elaborated on my utter disdain for him, decided to call me to clear things up. (What do you all think of my theory?)
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